Jokes thread

[TheGuy]

TheGuy, you wanna start doing some anti-jokes eh? Let's have at it!

What do you call a black priest?

Spoiler

A priest, you racist bastard."

Why did the blonde throw herself over the bridge?

Because she was depressed.


Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

It was full of murder and rape.


Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Its not, numbers are insentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

 

[Xernuht]

Knock Knock.

 

[StevenBlind77]

So a horse trots into a bar. The bartender asks "what'll ya have?"
Then the horse kicks him in the face and shits on the floor, because it's a fucking horse.

 

[TheGuy]

So a horse trots into a bar. The bartender asks "what'll ya have?"
Then the horse kicks him in the face and shits on the floor, because it's a fucking horse.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car?

The seat.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Americans:

Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.