BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
ROFL.
The noise a dog makes when you stick your cock in its mouth.
The noise a dog makes when you stick your cock in its mouth.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I think Halloween is a bit racist. I mean, you never see any black skeletons.
Unless you count charity adverts...
Unless you count charity adverts...
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The closest my daughter gets to exercise is when I tell her that she's fat.
You should see the tears running down her face.
You should see the tears running down her face.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night called 'Bomb Jovi'.
They were fucking brilliant - their last song 'Living on a Prayer Mat' almost brought the house down!
They were fucking brilliant - their last song 'Living on a Prayer Mat' almost brought the house down!
Ninjaguy446
[14] Master
It's open
Why did the little boy drop his icecream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the little girl fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not the little girl.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.