Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I will never understand the teenagers of today.
They have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones...
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IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA...
There's a joke in there somewhere, you'll have to assemble it yourselves.
They have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones...
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IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA...
There's a joke in there somewhere, you'll have to assemble it yourselves.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I'm not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.
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People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, 'Kimye'.
I think a more accurate name would be -
Slunt.
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Iain Duncan-Smith: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
I think he's referring to Buckingham Palace.
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"I wonder if I can shoot through a door and kill someone?"
"Well there's only one way to find out. Oh god... For fucks sake Oscar I meant Google it!"
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People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, 'Kimye'.
I think a more accurate name would be -
Slunt.
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Iain Duncan-Smith: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
I think he's referring to Buckingham Palace.
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"I wonder if I can shoot through a door and kill someone?"
"Well there's only one way to find out. Oh god... For fucks sake Oscar I meant Google it!"