Jokes thread

[Norik]

Spoiler: Thanksgiving Baking Tips: Add a little zing to your turkey by putting a lemon cut in half under the skin before baking.

 

[Alex.J]

Spoiler: Thanksgiving Baking Tips: Add a little zing to your turkey by putting a lemon cut in half under the skin before baking.

NOT FUNNY

 

[BlackDragon37]

The last 'to do' thing on my 'bucket list' is to kick it.

 

[BlackDragon37]

A mate of mine used to be a heroin addict, but about this time last year he found God.

Well, hopefully he did. He overdosed.

 

[BlackDragon37]

What's 10 inches long, hard as steel, and can keep a woman loyal to you for years?

A deadlock bolt on a basement door in London, apparently.