BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Drugs don't ruin your career.
Drug tests do.
Drug tests do.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
How many of us, after taking a shit, look at the toilet paper after we wiped?
How do the blind cope?
How do the blind cope?
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Nigerian atheist 'ruled mentally ill'.
Apparently he has no desire to rape 13 year old girls, dress his wife in bin liners, or blow himself up.
Fucking weirdo.
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I fitted a mirror to our bedroom ceiling but it came crashing down when the wife and I were shagging.
Whilst in hospital the nurse said, "Who was on top?"
"She was," I replied.
"I see," said the nurse. "She has several lacerations to her head, back and legs, but could you explain how she managed to dislocate her jaw?"
"Nobody criticises my DIY."
Apparently he has no desire to rape 13 year old girls, dress his wife in bin liners, or blow himself up.
Fucking weirdo.
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I fitted a mirror to our bedroom ceiling but it came crashing down when the wife and I were shagging.
Whilst in hospital the nurse said, "Who was on top?"
"She was," I replied.
"I see," said the nurse. "She has several lacerations to her head, back and legs, but could you explain how she managed to dislocate her jaw?"
"Nobody criticises my DIY."
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse?
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I've decided to set up an organisation to bring the UK's black and white residents closer together in a bid to create better communal harmony and bring an end to racism.
And it will be called the National Institute for the Generation of Greater Ethnic Relations.
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I've decided to set up an organisation to bring the UK's black and white residents closer together in a bid to create better communal harmony and bring an end to racism.
And it will be called the National Institute for the Generation of Greater Ethnic Relations.