BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Actions speak louder than words.
That's why you don't need to read the Qur'an to say that Islam is violent.
That's why you don't need to read the Qur'an to say that Islam is violent.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I learned most of my best dance moves from watching TV shows where the black guy finds out he's not the father.
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'LSD makes users lose weight'
That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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'LSD makes users lose weight'
That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Some guys think all women hate each other.
If that's the case, then why do they all greet each other the way I would act if I saw a mate who I thought was dead?
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If I could take Abba out to lunch I would, my friend, for Nandos.
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If evolution is true, why did snakes lose the ability to talk?
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I worship polar bears.
Don't laugh at me - I can prove that they exist.
If that's the case, then why do they all greet each other the way I would act if I saw a mate who I thought was dead?
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If I could take Abba out to lunch I would, my friend, for Nandos.
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If evolution is true, why did snakes lose the ability to talk?
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I worship polar bears.
Don't laugh at me - I can prove that they exist.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The Muslim Ten Commandments:
1.You shall have no other gods before me. Except money and young white girls.
2. You shall not make idols. But you can make IEDs.
3. You shall not take the name of God in vain. You may cut the heads off non believers who do this.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Open as many hours as you can.
5. Honour your father and your mother. Honour kill your slut of a daughter.
6. You shall not murder. However, you can kill in the name of Islam.
7. You shall not commit adultery. On any of your fifteen wives.
8. You shall not steal. Benefit fraud and tax evasion is not stealing.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour. Unless a personal injury claim is involved.
10. You shall not covet. You should not need to. You have already robbed, killed and cheated to get everything you want.
1.You shall have no other gods before me. Except money and young white girls.
2. You shall not make idols. But you can make IEDs.
3. You shall not take the name of God in vain. You may cut the heads off non believers who do this.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Open as many hours as you can.
5. Honour your father and your mother. Honour kill your slut of a daughter.
6. You shall not murder. However, you can kill in the name of Islam.
7. You shall not commit adultery. On any of your fifteen wives.
8. You shall not steal. Benefit fraud and tax evasion is not stealing.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour. Unless a personal injury claim is involved.
10. You shall not covet. You should not need to. You have already robbed, killed and cheated to get everything you want.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
A major hurricane is about to hit India, so if anyone needs to call their bank or cable/internet company, do it soon.
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Being fat has its advantages too.
For example, you don't have to bother about the gap between the train and the platform.
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I told my Grandad a joke about a dead German. He absolutely pissed himself.
And he didn't get it.
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Being fat has its advantages too.
For example, you don't have to bother about the gap between the train and the platform.
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I told my Grandad a joke about a dead German. He absolutely pissed himself.
And he didn't get it.