Jokes thread

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. And thats just the first guy.


How did the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders under the back seat. (the link is in case anyone under 15 doesn't remember this)

How did the 12yo mexican get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go do an ese/essay. (again this one must be told)

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout will come home from camp.

I really don't wanna make fun of black people since I have some in my family tree. In fact I think they are still hanging there.
 
I was standing there, hands trembling, my wife due home from work any time now... I reached for my youngest daughter's top - it came off with little resistance.

Her training bra was my next hurdle. Hands still trembling, I gently unclipped it and unable to control my hands I watched it as it fell to the floor.

Her short little skirt was next, I reached out and slid it off. As I ran my hands slowly over her My Little Pony panties I could feel they were already really, really damp...

Anyway, I'd better finish getting the rest of the washing in - it's raining and my Parkinson's isn't making it any easier.
 
MY 3soe joke: Elena and Chun-Li Comparison

Elena......
-black girl
-fighting style is Capoeria
-wears less clothes
-has juicy legs
-She is from Kenya.
-Apart of an African tribe.
-single

Chun Li.....
-Chiense girl
-Fighting style is a mixture of kickboxing and kenpo.
- wears more clothes
-has even juicy legs
-She is from China.
-Single?

Who do you have a better chance of getting in bed with? Uh....well, let's use numbers to explain this.

Chun-Li: -100%

Elena: 15%

What is the moral of the story? You have a better chance of going after Rose, C.Viper., Sakura, R.Mika, Cammy, Juri, Makoto, Ibkui, and Karin. In the end, I suggest you go for the white girl.
 
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