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I'd tell you what my sexual fetish is but then I'd have to kill you.

Which is ironic really.
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Guardian article: What turns a middle-class public schoolgirl into a £1,200-a-night escort?

My guess? £1,200 a night.
 
Last night thieves broke into the local police station.

They stole all of the toilets and left the police nothing to go on.

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A man dialed 911 thinking his wife was dead.

Operator: What is the nature of your emergency?

Husband: I think my wife is dead.

Operator: What makes you think that, sir?

Husband: Well, the sex is the same but the ironing is piling up!
 
Less than 100 years ago black people were traded like commodities, women were treated like second class citizens and the disabled were caged in asylums.

Where did it all go wrong?
 
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