Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
First woman on the Moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us?"
"You know what the problem is!"
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Poland are 2-0 up against Germany!
They still need another 5,999,998 more to level after the first leg.
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A medical student has been arrested as a suspect Jihadist because he tweeted 'Oi lads, I smell war!'.
If he'd just left out the word 'war', he would have still aroused suspicion as Muslims aren't normally that self-aware.
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BBC News: England Women not expected to win the World Cup
Oh well, back to the chopping board.
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us?"
"You know what the problem is!"
---
Poland are 2-0 up against Germany!
They still need another 5,999,998 more to level after the first leg.
---
A medical student has been arrested as a suspect Jihadist because he tweeted 'Oi lads, I smell war!'.
If he'd just left out the word 'war', he would have still aroused suspicion as Muslims aren't normally that self-aware.
---
BBC News: England Women not expected to win the World Cup
Oh well, back to the chopping board.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
We were so poor as kids, we used to look forward to strangers sexually abusing us just so as we'd get some sweets.
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A Croydon hairdresser has left his salon to join the Kurdish fight against ISIS.
Wow, the lengths a hairdresser will go to in order to prove he's not gay.
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"If you eat much more of that you're going to explode!" said my wife to our young son, as he shovelled in another mouthful of bacon.
Of course, statistically, he's far more likely to explode if he never eats any bacon at all.
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A Croydon hairdresser has left his salon to join the Kurdish fight against ISIS.
Wow, the lengths a hairdresser will go to in order to prove he's not gay.
---
"If you eat much more of that you're going to explode!" said my wife to our young son, as he shovelled in another mouthful of bacon.
Of course, statistically, he's far more likely to explode if he never eats any bacon at all.