MONEYMUFFINS
[13] Hero
Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.
Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
- Start date
Yue_Zhongtiqin
[10] Knight
Chuck Norris cant die. So what happens if he tries to commit suicide?...He never fails. EVER. (Mindfuck)
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
oh man....that joke wasnt funny 10 years ago.
how bout micheal jackson jokes. I think enough time has past.......
ill start
what time is bedtime at MJ's house........
when the big hand is on the little hand....thank you thank you....tip ur waitress
HRD
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
OOOOHHHHH!!!!
You know he didn't die of a heart attack right?
He died from an allergic reaction to 6 year old nuts!
No wait, he was at a chinese resturant and choked on the cream of Sum-Yung-Boi!
No, no, now I remember. They found him in the children's ward having a stroke!
Why did Michael Jackson have a closed casket funeral?
They didn't want people to see him with a better complexion!
After he died they melted his implants down into legos so little kids would have a chance to play with him for a change!
And last but not least-
I used to know more but I can't for the life of me remember what they were.
Me and my friends were spitting these out the day it happened.
You know he didn't die of a heart attack right?
He died from an allergic reaction to 6 year old nuts!
No wait, he was at a chinese resturant and choked on the cream of Sum-Yung-Boi!
No, no, now I remember. They found him in the children's ward having a stroke!
Why did Michael Jackson have a closed casket funeral?
They didn't want people to see him with a better complexion!
After he died they melted his implants down into legos so little kids would have a chance to play with him for a change!
And last but not least-
I used to know more but I can't for the life of me remember what they were.
Me and my friends were spitting these out the day it happened.