BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
It may take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes more energy to point this out than it does to just leave me the fuck alone.
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
Dab_Of_Oppo
Gentlemen of the Road
Three ducks walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the first duck, "So what did you do today?"
The first duck responds, "My day's been great, just been jumping in and out of puddles all day long"
The bartender turns to the second duck and asks the same, "What did you do today?"
The second duck replies, "It's been grand, hopping in and out of puddles, got really wet."
The bartender then turned to the third duck, "Why are you so sad? Didn't you have a good time jumping in and out of puddles today?"
The Third duck says, "Well, my name's Puddles"
The bartender says to the first duck, "So what did you do today?"
The first duck responds, "My day's been great, just been jumping in and out of puddles all day long"
The bartender turns to the second duck and asks the same, "What did you do today?"
The second duck replies, "It's been grand, hopping in and out of puddles, got really wet."
The bartender then turned to the third duck, "Why are you so sad? Didn't you have a good time jumping in and out of puddles today?"
The Third duck says, "Well, my name's Puddles"
