Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

Why is it called Mooning when you're actually showing Uranus?

 

[Norik]

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

 

[Kagutusuchi]

Heres a Gragas joke from League of Legends:

Gragas is so fat even lee sin can see him coming.

 

[TheGuy]

 

[BlackDragon37]

The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is: don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub.