Jokes thread
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MorsCodeStutter
[10] Knight
Who wants to start some anti-jokes? Jokes that are so unfunny, that they manage to be funny?
Such as: what did fly say when he fell into the butter?
"Look, mom, I am a butterfly."
*cue crickets*
Yeah some stupid kid told me that in elementary school. Laughed out of pity, but years later laugh at how lame it was lol.
Such as: what did fly say when he fell into the butter?
"Look, mom, I am a butterfly."
*cue crickets*
Yeah some stupid kid told me that in elementary school. Laughed out of pity, but years later laugh at how lame it was lol.
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
Heeeeeeeellll yeah.
So one lawyer says to the other
"Dude, we're both lawyers"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It does not know what a road is and was simply looking for food.
Why can't Elvis Presley ride on a motorcycle backwards?
Because he's dead.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Got plenty more, but the last one is somewhat of a real joke.
MorsCodeStutter
[10] Knight
TheGuy, you wanna start doing some anti-jokes eh? Let's have at it!
What do you call a black priest?
What do you call a black priest?
A priest, you racist bastard."
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
It's been reported that Al Pacino will play the late Penn State University American football coach Joe Paterno in a new movie.
This'll be Pacino's second film with the lines, "Say hello to my little friend!"
This'll be Pacino's second film with the lines, "Say hello to my little friend!"