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And on today's episode of Law & Order: 8WR-

BlackDragon37 said:
Since my wife died, leaving our teenage daughter and I behind, I've found that routine can help to cope with the loss.

For example, every night, I pour myself a glass of wine and pop my head round the lounge door and say to my daughter, "Night night. I'm off to bed."

I then walk up the stairs and straight into her bedroom, taking a seat in the corner.

Ten minutes later, she makes her way upstairs and into her room. She strips off, gets comfortable on her bed, and masturbates herself to a quiet but intense orgasm. She then rolls over and falls asleep.

I finish off my wine, and slowly creep out of the room, so that she doesn't wake up.

I then take my glass downstairs and wash it in the kitchen sink, feed my daughter's guide dog, and go to bed.
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