Jokes thread

BlackDragon37 said:
Oh you didn't know? The UK is so multicultural, we don't even need to go abroad.

Why go to Nigeria when there's Tooting?

Why go to Pakistan when there's Bradford?

Why go to Jamaica when there's jail?
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OMFG!! I laughed so hard at that, I think I pooped a little.

Its a shame you cant triple "like" things.

and I believe that line in bold is vaugley racist! Or a fart joke. There really cant be a place called "tooting"
 
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What do you call a black priest?
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