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As my new girlfriend sat at the dinner table talking to my mum, I started rubbing her leg before slowly moving my hand up her skirt and slipping two fingers inside her pussy.

At this point she had no choice but to keep the conversation flowing and act like nothing was going on under the table.

Otherwise my new girlfriend would've found out the kind of kinky shit our family are into.
 
BlackDragon37 said:
As my new girlfriend sat at the dinner table talking to my mum, I started rubbing her leg before slowly moving my hand up her skirt and slipping two fingers inside her pussy.

At this point she had no choice but to keep the conversation flowing and act like nothing was going on under the table.

Otherwise my new girlfriend would've found out the kind of kinky shit our family are into.
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