Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
So apparently, Rihanna's gotten back with Chris Brown.
Someone needs to beat some sense into that.
Oh wait...
Someone needs to beat some sense into that.
Oh wait...
MoopMoored2697
[10] Knight
Some men are repainting the outside of an old church. They complete three of the four walls when one of them says to the other "We need more paint, we don't have enough for the last wall." The other replies, "Just thin it out, it'll be fine!" Reluctantly the first man thins the paint and begins on the last wall. Later, after the last stroke was painted-and the men stepped back to admire their work- a storm came and washed away ALL the paint off of the building. When this rather short storm had finished the clouds parted with the sun shining and a brilliant voice which said "REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE"
*Shrugs*
*Shrugs*
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has installed Sky Sports in the presidential palace because he loves watching the Premiership.
Lets hope he doesn't get mixed up with his red buttons.
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Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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'David and Victoria Beckham to star in a new reality TV programme'
An Idiot, A Broad.
Lets hope he doesn't get mixed up with his red buttons.
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Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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'David and Victoria Beckham to star in a new reality TV programme'
An Idiot, A Broad.