Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
What's black got three holes and always has a cock in it?
An EDL balaclava.
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Justin Bieber plans to be shot into space.
He would've been 18 years ago if his Dad was as big a wanker as he is.
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"I give you this ring as a sign of my love."
That's going to have a whole new meaning when gay marriage is legalised.
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Just saw a van with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal".
Puts into perspective just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.
An EDL balaclava.
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Justin Bieber plans to be shot into space.
He would've been 18 years ago if his Dad was as big a wanker as he is.
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"I give you this ring as a sign of my love."
That's going to have a whole new meaning when gay marriage is legalised.
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Just saw a van with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal".
Puts into perspective just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Nelson Mandela was rushed to hospital with chest pains. Prince Philip has telephoned him, and asked him, "Was it a spear?"
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EDL member - "The burka should be banned, you have no idea who's under those fucking things."
Says the man in a balaclava.
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When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.
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EDL member - "The burka should be banned, you have no idea who's under those fucking things."
Says the man in a balaclava.
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When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I hate the way blacks get the "they all look the same" tag.
More so at an emotional time with Morgan Freeman being seriously ill.
Show some compassion, people.
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My missus once baked a cake so dark and rich that one of the Kardashians wanted to marry it.
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Nelson Mandela & Prince Philip in hospital?
Add a camera and you've got The Bucket List II.
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Bill Roache's lawyer has said he will "vigorously protest his innocence".
I suppose it makes a change from vigorously molesting the innocents.
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In a Hugo Boss Store, a little kid died after a mirror fell on him.
Surely, he must have seen that coming?
More so at an emotional time with Morgan Freeman being seriously ill.
Show some compassion, people.
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My missus once baked a cake so dark and rich that one of the Kardashians wanted to marry it.
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Nelson Mandela & Prince Philip in hospital?
Add a camera and you've got The Bucket List II.
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Bill Roache's lawyer has said he will "vigorously protest his innocence".
I suppose it makes a change from vigorously molesting the innocents.
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In a Hugo Boss Store, a little kid died after a mirror fell on him.
Surely, he must have seen that coming?