BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
If I had to choke Nigella Lawson, I wouldn't choose my hands to do it with.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
R.I.P. Tony Baritone.
You used to be called Tony Soprano, but now you're a whole lot deeper.
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BBC News: "Eye-gouge victim Tina Nash's new boyfriend on assault charge"
Has she ever considered that she may just be REALLY fucking annoying?
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Cunnilingus:
Starts like a butterfly landing on a flower, and finishes like a hungry bulldog licking porridge off a plate.
You used to be called Tony Soprano, but now you're a whole lot deeper.
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BBC News: "Eye-gouge victim Tina Nash's new boyfriend on assault charge"
Has she ever considered that she may just be REALLY fucking annoying?
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Cunnilingus:
Starts like a butterfly landing on a flower, and finishes like a hungry bulldog licking porridge off a plate.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
It's a little-known fact that a hamster's anus can stretch wider than its body.
Once.
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My father brought me up to treat bitches with the respect they deserve.
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What started out black, turned white and will soon be completely yellow?
Humanity.
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In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder. Next, they will take the cylinder of wood and turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock a leather ball around a park.
In Scotland, they just throw the fucking tree.
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I don't see why Kanye West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.
If I was him I'd have chosen a more normal name.
Like Rose or Fred.
Once.
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My father brought me up to treat bitches with the respect they deserve.
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What started out black, turned white and will soon be completely yellow?
Humanity.
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In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder. Next, they will take the cylinder of wood and turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock a leather ball around a park.
In Scotland, they just throw the fucking tree.
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I don't see why Kanye West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.
If I was him I'd have chosen a more normal name.
Like Rose or Fred.
