Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The media is full of shock over Britain's recent heatwave.
Or as we used to call it - summer.
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A guy came up to me and told me I look a lot like Jesus.
Which is ironic because if he'd seen my porn collection he'd think I was Mohammed.
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She lay naked on my bed, with just a carrot, a leek and a cauliflower covering her nether regions.
She called it a vegazzle.
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I've been dating a blind girl and we've had our problems.
It was our fifth date before I woke up and realised she'd been sucking off the bedpost.
Or as we used to call it - summer.
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A guy came up to me and told me I look a lot like Jesus.
Which is ironic because if he'd seen my porn collection he'd think I was Mohammed.
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She lay naked on my bed, with just a carrot, a leek and a cauliflower covering her nether regions.
She called it a vegazzle.
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I've been dating a blind girl and we've had our problems.
It was our fifth date before I woke up and realised she'd been sucking off the bedpost.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
I cant wait to see Enrique at work tomorrow
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Why don't black people get sunburnt?
Prisons are indoors.
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Cambridge News: "Man charged after severed deer head left on supermarket checkout"
Finally, a genuinely unexpected item in the bagging area.
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After Zimmerman was acquitted, Kim Kardashian tweeted, "No justice".
I'm guessing she doesn't remember her father was one of the lawyers who got OJ Simpson the same deal.
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What's taking so long for Kate to have this fucking kid.
I haven't seen a royal having this much trouble reaching the end of a tunnel since Diana.
Prisons are indoors.
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Cambridge News: "Man charged after severed deer head left on supermarket checkout"
Finally, a genuinely unexpected item in the bagging area.
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After Zimmerman was acquitted, Kim Kardashian tweeted, "No justice".
I'm guessing she doesn't remember her father was one of the lawyers who got OJ Simpson the same deal.
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What's taking so long for Kate to have this fucking kid.
I haven't seen a royal having this much trouble reaching the end of a tunnel since Diana.