Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?
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There's no place like home.

Unless you're an immigrant.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Middle Eastern countries' capitals can be hard to remember.

It helps to know that whatever happens, Amman will always be inside Jordan.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Attention ladies-

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[Norik]

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

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Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.