Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Krispy Kreme doughnuts turns 77 today.
Something their customers never have to worry about.
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In the news today - a Cape Town man has been charged with cutting out another man's heart and eating it after the victim accused him of being homosexual.
Apparently, in South Africa nothing says 'I'm not gay' like having another man's meat inside you.
Something their customers never have to worry about.
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In the news today - a Cape Town man has been charged with cutting out another man's heart and eating it after the victim accused him of being homosexual.
Apparently, in South Africa nothing says 'I'm not gay' like having another man's meat inside you.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Being English, choosing between Germany and Argentina to win the world cup is like choosing between the McCanns and Rolf Harris to babysit your kids...
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The girl who gave 24 blow jobs in Magaluf for a free cocktail drink has inspired me to lick 24 pussies for a pint.
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Remember Jesus' miracle of multiplication, in which he had a handful of bread and fish and made thousands of copies of them and then distributed for free to thousands of people?
Replace "bread and fish" with "games/music/movies" and there you go. Piracy.
Jesus was killing the bread and fish industry.
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Why African-American, why not Americoons?
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The girl who gave 24 blow jobs in Magaluf for a free cocktail drink has inspired me to lick 24 pussies for a pint.
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Remember Jesus' miracle of multiplication, in which he had a handful of bread and fish and made thousands of copies of them and then distributed for free to thousands of people?
Replace "bread and fish" with "games/music/movies" and there you go. Piracy.
Jesus was killing the bread and fish industry.
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Why African-American, why not Americoons?
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
What gets bigger every time I see my wife?
My wife.
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My English teacher told me that it's impossible to take two completely different words out of context and use them to create a coherent sentence.
Wheel sea.
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Anyone saying "Love is more important than money" have clearly never tried paying off a loanshark with a hug.
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And on the 7th day China made everything else.
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The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;
"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."
And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?
My wife.
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My English teacher told me that it's impossible to take two completely different words out of context and use them to create a coherent sentence.
Wheel sea.
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Anyone saying "Love is more important than money" have clearly never tried paying off a loanshark with a hug.
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And on the 7th day China made everything else.
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The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;
"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."
And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?