Jokes thread

[Alex.J]

Which is an Islamic trait?

A. heading
B. heading
C. heading
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The parents of Ashya King may well have escaped prosecution now for kidnapping their own child. But just wait til they get home and find they've been fined for him not attending school.
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Malaysia Airlines has provoked a storm of controversy by asking customers to list the things that they would most like to do before they die.

1. Land at my destination.
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I had a right good wank over those leaks on the weekend.

That'll teach them, for making me work in the vegetable aisle.

Again, plz refrain from racsim. As someone who is of Asian ancestry. These jokes aren't funny but offensive.

 

[BlackDragon37]

They aren't funny to you, and that's fine.

They're funny to me. That's why they're here.

 

[Alex.J]

It's not about funny, it's about being offensive. True humor shouldn't be at the expense of a whole race. Show some class plz.

 

[Nyte]

Women's definition of a "real man": Man with tons of money to spend on her.

Women's definition of "equality": Privilege without responsibility.

 

[Marginal]

In Korea if you want to marry a woman you have to beat her father in an RPG.

In Afghanistan if you want to marry a woman you have to shoot her father with an RPG.

In Russia, RPG marries you.

This offends me. In Russia, men have sex with hedgehogs, and get raped by women who own shops. There is no RPG involved at all.