Trolling on Omegle *nsfw

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 20 m
You: 19 f, wanna play?
Stranger: you dominant or submissive babe?
You: i can do whatever.
Stranger: oh awesome
Stranger: lets do it baby
You: ok, where are we?
Stranger: on an airplane
You: thats new
Stranger: yeah lets take it to the bathroom baby
You: ok, but what will the other passengers say?
Stranger: mm they can deal with it
You: al right
Stranger: as long as we walk out with our clothes on
Stranger: ;)
You: :>
Stranger: can you be dominant baby?
You: ok
Stranger: yes take control baby
You: alright, i reach into my purs and take out a pair of handcuffs
You: strap your hands to the sink
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: lock me up baby
You: alright!
Stranger: i...cant...move baby
You: i pulll your pants down, they tear a little
You: i dont care
Stranger: you pull them down and my cock is clearly rock hard through my boxers
You: woohoo
Stranger: what're you gonna do babe?
You: i pull my skirt off
You: stand directly behind you so you cant see me
Stranger: mm yeah you're so hot baby
You: honds on your waist
Stranger: oh but i want to see your sexy hot body
You: look in the mirror
You: as you glance in the mirror...
You: I RAM MY HUGE BLACK COCK IN YOUR ASS!
You: IT HURTS SO BAD!
Stranger: ??
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: are you not a girl?
You: no, im a black guy.
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I found some more of the Omegle questions I saved. Scaring randommers is fun.


Question to discuss:
What do you look for in a girl?
You: stomach
You: lungs
You: this is while dissecting her
You: that's what you meant right?
Stranger: Im A Girl
You: do you have a stomach and lungs?
Stranger: Noooo
Stranger: I Have A Pussy
You: not my type. I prefer women with digestive and respiratory systems
You have disconnected


Question to discuss:
Are you married, and have you ever cheated?
Stranger: nope
You: nope
You: I sometimes cheat at monopoly
You: by saying "look over there!" then setting fire to the monopoly board while no one is looking
Stranger: I think being the banker makes it easier to cheat...
You: you need someone who's not playing to bank
Stranger: that's not how I play
You: sometimes, I say "look over there!" and then set fire to the banker while no one is looking
Stranger: what else do you set on fire?
You: your writhing body...
You: look over there!
You have disconnected.


Question to discuss:
how come if you someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you'll believe them but if they say a fence has wet paint you still have to touch it to make sure?
You: yes
Stranger: haha
You: or when someone says, the plate is very hot
You: don't touch the plate or you'll burn your hand
You: but I still do, EVERY TIME!
Stranger: me toooo!!
You: or when they say, no, Winston, don't beat me again, I did everything you asked me, exactly like how you described, please don't, not again, I still love you, please
You: but I still do, EVERY TIME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Question to discuss:
do you think is better beeing fat and beautiful or skinny and uggly?
You: fat and beautiful
Stranger: agreed.
You: unless we're talking REALLY REALLY fat
Stranger: as long as you're beautiful
You: then maybe skinny and ugly
Stranger: but then you might fall through cracks in the ground, or giants might use you as a toothpick.
You: or you might get crushed by a fat and beautiful person
Stranger: true.
Stranger: maybe they can fuse
Stranger: and form a skinny beautiful person
Stranger: and then the fat ugly person can be exiled.
You: it's not called fusing when a beautiful, fat person eats an ugly, skinny person
Stranger: bahahahahahahaha
Stranger: touche
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Question to discuss:
What do you do if they aren't ready for a relationship?
Stranger: whos they?
You: women are like squaring numbers
You: if they're below 13, just do them in your head
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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