Trolling on Omegle *nsfw

I love trolling people on Omegle, usually when I'm drunk. I enjoy scaring people away. Here are some from that question discussion thing you can do...


Question to discuss:
Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: haha yup
Stranger: im a rebel obviously
You: she also told me never to strip naked, tie rope to my genitals, get on the dinner table and sing 'my heart will go on'
You: but that didn't stop me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Question to discuss:
Entertain me with a conversation.
You: sometimes i make kittens watch me while i fap
You: i dress them in novelty hats
Stranger: that is pretty
Stranger: strange
You: and arrange them in descending height order
Stranger: BUT THEN AGAIn
Stranger: I EAT MY OWN SEMEN
Stranger: SO I SHOULDN'T JUDGE
You: dude, that's just messed up.
You have disconnected.

Holy Carp, I read this while sitting in class and almost lost my composeur several times. I really had to supress my fits of laughter, it was tough.
 
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