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[Norik]

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[Twiz]

Question to discuss:
do you think is better beeing fat and beautiful or skinny and uggly?
You: fat and beautiful
Stranger: agreed.
You: unless we're talking REALLY REALLY fat
Stranger: as long as you're beautiful
You: then maybe skinny and ugly
Stranger: but then you might fall through cracks in the ground, or giants might use you as a toothpick.
You: or you might get crushed by a fat and beautiful person
Stranger: true.
Stranger: maybe they can fuse
Stranger: and form a skinny beautiful person
Stranger: and then the fat ugly person can be exiled.
You: it's not called fusing when a beautiful, fat person eats an ugly, skinny person
Stranger: bahahahahahahaha
Stranger: touche
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Question to discuss:
What do you do if they aren't ready for a relationship?
Stranger: whos they?
You: women are like squaring numbers
You: if they're below 13, just do them in your head
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Okay these two had me rolling.

 

[Reptile]

This thread is so wrong.

 

[ZOo00OOm]

I'm counter-trolling someone ATM

:x

 

[ZOo00OOm]

Stranger: hey. m.f?
You: hi
You: f 27
Stranger: m 21
You: just a youngin'!
Stranger: hahaa kinda
You: whatchya mean 'kinda'?
Stranger: i don't always feel young haha
You: well m 21, you like girls?
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: you sure do laugh a lot. you must be shy...
Stranger: nope, it's just a habit
You: i bet you have a sexy laugh.
Stranger: that's not all that's sexy about me ;)
You: do tell!
Stranger: i've got a ripped six pack and i'd say some pretty big muscles and a pretty big dick ;)
You: Shh... don't go anywhere sugar! I need to make sure my husband is sleeping.
Stranger: haha okay
You: He's sound asleep... ;)
Stranger: sounds good ;)
You: Where you from honey?
Stranger: Illinois, you?
You: kentucky.
Stranger: nice, that's where i'm trying to move to
You: i don't know if you'd like it here.
Stranger: why not?
You: The girls wouldn't leave you alone ... a cute boy like you. :)
Stranger: oh really? ;)
You: I know I'd love to see that six pack!
Stranger: i hear that a lot ;)
You: I bet you do cutie. Now tell me about your dick
Stranger: it's 9 inches and a pretty wide girth
You: is it hard right now?
Stranger: a little
You: Oh c'mon! just a little? What would it take to get that dick harder?
Stranger: maybe a picture or a knowing that you're touching yourself?
You: Sugar, I would send you a picture if I could, but my husband is a real mean drunk and would get awful jealous.
You: But I am touching myself. I feel like I'm missing something down there... ;)
Stranger: and what could you be missing? ;)
You: A great big rock hard cock...
You: Make your dick hard for me baby! pleeeeeez
Stranger: it's startin to get there ;)
You: I am having a real hard time typing with 1 hand. ;)
Stranger: i'm starting to have that problem too ;)
You: You want tell me more about your cock?
Stranger: it's probably the longest lasting cock out there, i can go for hours and i'd make you feel so good ;)
You: Hmmm... I miss that. :)
Stranger: i could make you love it again ;)
You: It's been such a long time since I had a hard cock...
Stranger: you could use mine once i move to kentucky ;)
You: Maybe I will... What part of KY are you moving to? I'm a half hour east of madisonville.
Stranger: that's actually where i was thinking of moving ;)
You: Aahhwww that's too friggin' cute!
Stranger: you could come visit at my place so your husband wouldn't know =P
You: My husband works long hours. You could visit me too!
You: Tell what you'd do with your huge dick.
Stranger: i'd pound your pussy hard and make you moan so loud everybody could hear it
You: Slow down baby! I just had my dick chopped off and I'm still saving to get a pussy. :)
Stranger: hahh whatt?
You: I forgot to mention that didn't I? Oops!
You: I just had surgery last month.
Stranger: ooh snap
You: No, it was more of a slice.
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I'm a bit confused at the moment.