Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

A dyslexic walks into a bra shop, purchases a bra and leaves. Because they can still live an everyday life without constant confusion.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Study: 25% of British toddlers know how to use an iPad.

That's nothing. 100% of Chinese toddlers know how to make one.

 

[Habast]

There's got to be some advantages to being in a gay relationship.

I mean... imagine having an argument you could actually win.
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Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters listen up...

You hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we possibly can!

These two made my day. XD

 

[BlackDragon37]

If I had to guess, I'm pretty sure the cunt who came up with the spelling of 'February' also had something to do with 'Wednesday'.
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I caught two young boys in my garden today.

I shouted out the window, "What are you two doing?"

One yelled, "Fucking your wife!"

I was about to get worried, then I noticed they hadn't dug any holes.
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One of my child patients in the cancer ward asked me, "Doctor, will you visit me when I get out of here?"

I said, "No, I don't like going to graveyards."

 

[BlackDragon37]

If you rearrange the letters in the words 'faith' and 'religion', you can make "Microwave."

No, don't test it or question it, just believe me.