Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

Reagan, Nixon, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and starts to sink.

Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."

Nixon goes: "Fuck the women!"

Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time?"

 

[BlackDragon37]

People say that Steve Jobs died too soon.

I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life.

 

[Nyte]

Believe or not, cops actually do more than eat donuts all day.

They also drink coffee.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Spoiler: Too Soon

Why do Islamists only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French press.

---

What do you call a door that is only used by prostitutes?