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[14] Master
A Canadian, American, Japanese, and an Arab walk into a bar
After a few drinks the American says. "I'm so lucky. I have 4 great kids, one more and I'd have a basketball team!"
The Canadian chimes in and says "I'm luckier. I have 5 gifted kids, one more and I'd have a hockey team."
The Japanese says "I have 8 children, one more and I would have a baseball team."
The Arab pauses for a few seconds and then says "I've got all you guys beat. I have 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!"
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A woman is at a bar when she spots a friend of her's looking worn out-
"Sheesh Vernie, you look rough."
"I'm completely beat. Gary is a partner is a new buisness and he asked me to help with the marketing."
"Sounds like him, so what's the gig?"
"It's a sci-fi themed bar that caters to genetically altered lesbian twins."
"And how is that going?"
"Not very well. I mean what would you do for a clone dyke bar?"
After a few drinks the American says. "I'm so lucky. I have 4 great kids, one more and I'd have a basketball team!"
The Canadian chimes in and says "I'm luckier. I have 5 gifted kids, one more and I'd have a hockey team."
The Japanese says "I have 8 children, one more and I would have a baseball team."
The Arab pauses for a few seconds and then says "I've got all you guys beat. I have 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!"
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A woman is at a bar when she spots a friend of her's looking worn out-
"Sheesh Vernie, you look rough."
"I'm completely beat. Gary is a partner is a new buisness and he asked me to help with the marketing."
"Sounds like him, so what's the gig?"
"It's a sci-fi themed bar that caters to genetically altered lesbian twins."
"And how is that going?"
"Not very well. I mean what would you do for a clone dyke bar?"
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