Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The first rule of Paedo Club is, when in public always refer to it as the Catholic Church.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Rachel Dolezal.
Suspicions first arose when they found out she had a job.
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Following Christopher Lee's death, The Sun have written a full article about Dracula.
He didn't appear in The Mirror though.
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Driving home today, my wife was boasting about how good women are at multi-tasking, and how there's "No two things a man can do simultaneously that a woman can't".
I just sat there, scratching my balls as I reversed onto the driveway.
Suspicions first arose when they found out she had a job.
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Following Christopher Lee's death, The Sun have written a full article about Dracula.
He didn't appear in The Mirror though.
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Driving home today, my wife was boasting about how good women are at multi-tasking, and how there's "No two things a man can do simultaneously that a woman can't".
I just sat there, scratching my balls as I reversed onto the driveway.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.
Oh the irony.
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The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
...
That finished badly.
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My blonde wife thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.
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When I first discovered masturbation at Catholic school, I was terrified - I thought I was broken.
I couldn't understand why jizz was coming out of my cock instead of my asshole like it normally did.
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There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, but only one Superman.
So, in answer to your question... It's probably a bird.
Oh the irony.
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The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
...
That finished badly.
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My blonde wife thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.
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When I first discovered masturbation at Catholic school, I was terrified - I thought I was broken.
I couldn't understand why jizz was coming out of my cock instead of my asshole like it normally did.
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There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, but only one Superman.
So, in answer to your question... It's probably a bird.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
A man has been forced to stop selling toilet rolls, with images of The Prophet Mohammed on them, on eBay.
Because he's sold out.
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Girls, instead of changing your Facebook profile photo into a rainbow in support of gay marriage being legalised in America, a much better way to show your support would be if you just changed your photo to one of you and your best mate getting naked and rubbing oil on each other.
Because he's sold out.
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Girls, instead of changing your Facebook profile photo into a rainbow in support of gay marriage being legalised in America, a much better way to show your support would be if you just changed your photo to one of you and your best mate getting naked and rubbing oil on each other.