BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
My daughter asked, "Why is the soap in the shower hanging on a rope?"
I replied, "Because it saw your mother naked."
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"Do know why you've been arrested?" asked the cop.
"Because my girlfriend is a bitch," I replied.
"Yes," he said, as he patted her and called the RSPCA.
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Those abs on Jessica Ennis-Hill are incredible.
I bet the baby shot out of her like a particle from the Large Hadron Collider.
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Jeremy Corbyn is on record as supporting female-only train carriages to protect women from dangerous men on trains.
Using that same logic, I look forward to the day he declares his support for male-only motorways.
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So the BBC have reported that teen pregnancy is falling. But child obesity is rising.
Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty.
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Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran.
I guess orange really is the new black.
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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?
Finding a condom in your hole.
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What do we want?
Race car noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
I replied, "Because it saw your mother naked."
---
"Do know why you've been arrested?" asked the cop.
"Because my girlfriend is a bitch," I replied.
"Yes," he said, as he patted her and called the RSPCA.
---
Those abs on Jessica Ennis-Hill are incredible.
I bet the baby shot out of her like a particle from the Large Hadron Collider.
---
Jeremy Corbyn is on record as supporting female-only train carriages to protect women from dangerous men on trains.
Using that same logic, I look forward to the day he declares his support for male-only motorways.
---
So the BBC have reported that teen pregnancy is falling. But child obesity is rising.
Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty.
---
Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran.
I guess orange really is the new black.
---
What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?
Finding a condom in your hole.
---
What do we want?
Race car noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
