Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

One of the hardest challenges for a woman is being told that she cannot have children.

For a man it is trying not to look elated when she tells him.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[BlackDragon37]

Spoiler: Too soon

The fickle world of American TV news reporting, eh?

One minute you're doing the morning slot; the next, the graveyard shift.

 

[Project Bokuho]

One of the hardest challenges for a woman is being told that she cannot have children.

For a man it is trying not to look elated when she tells him.

LMFAO

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

A recent study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example when a woman is ovulating, she prefers a man with rugged masculine features.

When she is menstruating she prefers a man with his face doused in gasoline and set on fire, with a pair is scissors stuck in each eye

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I decided to get some of those glow in the dark condoms for me and my girlfriend to try.

You should have seen her face light up.

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Poor Caitlyn Jenner. I too once felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body.

Then my mother gave birth.