Jokes thread

[Hot Rod Dave]

^I laughed so hard I pooped a little

HRD

 

[lobo]

your mom is so fat, the last time i fucked her i contracted type-2 diabetes.

 

[optymuss]

um what about blonde jokes?

 

[lobo]

why do blond chicks get bruised around their belly buttons?

cause their boyfriends are blond too.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Why did the blonde, before her appendix surgery, ask the doctor to leave the wound open?
So she can make money "on the side"

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