BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I think I'm becoming religious.
I'm sitting indoors waiting to be offended by something.
I'm sitting indoors waiting to be offended by something.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Conservative MP Bob Stewart has demanded foreign-born preachers of hate should be "put on a plane".
That didn't work out too well in America.
That didn't work out too well in America.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Christians who discriminate against me for being a Satanist can all go to heaven.
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I'm gonna open a pub in London and call it the Allahuak Bar.
Think of all the free publicity I'd get.
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I'm gonna open a pub in London and call it the Allahuak Bar.
Think of all the free publicity I'd get.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I think that everyone who lives in the Middle East should get to vote in the US election, because it actually affects them more than anyone else in the world.
If you're Bill from Texas, whoever gets elected as president is just a figurehead you blame your life problems on. That's it. No connection.
But if you're Yusuf from Afghanistan, it actually fucking matters - who gets elected determines the size of your next family reunion.
If you're Bill from Texas, whoever gets elected as president is just a figurehead you blame your life problems on. That's it. No connection.
But if you're Yusuf from Afghanistan, it actually fucking matters - who gets elected determines the size of your next family reunion.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I used to be poor...
Then I bought a Thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
Then I bought a Thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.