Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Is it normal for my left nipple to be bigger than the other two?
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
My 5-year-old daughter caught me shaking my cock after a piss.
"Daddy, when will I get one of those to play with?" she said with a cute smile.
I laughed and said, "Probably when your 16 sweetheart."
"Why do I need to wait until then daddy?" she replied.
Again I laughed and said, "Because daddy isn't a sick paedo."
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"I love you babe, you go on and hang up first."
"I love you more snookums, you hang up first. "
"I love you infinity more, now you hang up first my little sweetheart."
NSA: "For fucks sake, both of you hang the fuck up!"
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A lamb follows Mary to school and they write a nursery rhyme.
But, when I do it...
"Daddy, when will I get one of those to play with?" she said with a cute smile.
I laughed and said, "Probably when your 16 sweetheart."
"Why do I need to wait until then daddy?" she replied.
Again I laughed and said, "Because daddy isn't a sick paedo."
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"I love you babe, you go on and hang up first."
"I love you more snookums, you hang up first. "
"I love you infinity more, now you hang up first my little sweetheart."
NSA: "For fucks sake, both of you hang the fuck up!"
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A lamb follows Mary to school and they write a nursery rhyme.
But, when I do it...
Sir
[10] Knight
Okay, 90% of my jokes are racist towards blacks and jews. So.....HERE GOES NOTHING.
what did the jewish pedophile say?
hey little boy. would you like to BUY some candy?
what did the little german boy get for Christmas?
a G.I. jew, and an easy bake oven.
how many jews can you fit in a sedan?
2 in the front, 2 in the back. 57 in the ash tray!
how do you get a jewish girls number?
roll up her sleeve
how do you pick up a jewish woman?
use a broom and a dust pan!
who was the best baker in Germany?
hitler!
why do jews have huge noses?
because the air is free!
my great, great, grandpa died at Auschwitz.....
he fell off his gaurd tower laughing!
oh boy I bet you did NAZI these coming
to be honest these jokes really put me out of MEIN KAMPfert zone
these jokes are really bad, ANNE FRANKLY im tired of them.
so don't worry guys, AUSHWITZ IT UP. ( black jokes time)
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What is the worst thing you can call a black guy that starts with an "n" and ends with a "r"?
Neighbor!
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none! they would just beat the room for being dark!
what do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus?
I don't fucking know, but it sure can pick a lot of cotton!
why do black guys have big dicks?
because god felt sorry for putting pubes on their head.
what is the difference between a pair of jeans, and an African?
jeans only have one fly on them!
what do niggers and sperm have in common?
only one in a million work!
what do you get when you cross a Mexican with a nigger?
someone who is too lazy to steal
how does a black women fight crime?
she gets an abortion!!
have you ever had Ethiopian food?
neither have they!
what do you call a black guy with a peg leg?
shit on a stick!
okay guys, im done. save the rest of my jokes for later
what did the jewish pedophile say?
hey little boy. would you like to BUY some candy?
what did the little german boy get for Christmas?
a G.I. jew, and an easy bake oven.
how many jews can you fit in a sedan?
2 in the front, 2 in the back. 57 in the ash tray!
how do you get a jewish girls number?
roll up her sleeve
how do you pick up a jewish woman?
use a broom and a dust pan!
who was the best baker in Germany?
hitler!
why do jews have huge noses?
because the air is free!
my great, great, grandpa died at Auschwitz.....
he fell off his gaurd tower laughing!
oh boy I bet you did NAZI these coming
to be honest these jokes really put me out of MEIN KAMPfert zone
these jokes are really bad, ANNE FRANKLY im tired of them.
so don't worry guys, AUSHWITZ IT UP. ( black jokes time)
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What is the worst thing you can call a black guy that starts with an "n" and ends with a "r"?
Neighbor!
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none! they would just beat the room for being dark!
what do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus?
I don't fucking know, but it sure can pick a lot of cotton!
why do black guys have big dicks?
because god felt sorry for putting pubes on their head.
what is the difference between a pair of jeans, and an African?
jeans only have one fly on them!
what do niggers and sperm have in common?
only one in a million work!
what do you get when you cross a Mexican with a nigger?
someone who is too lazy to steal
how does a black women fight crime?
she gets an abortion!!
have you ever had Ethiopian food?
neither have they!
what do you call a black guy with a peg leg?
shit on a stick!
okay guys, im done. save the rest of my jokes for later
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
You call it armed robbery.
I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun.
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Some say all Chinese look the same, well I disagree.
My special fried rice looks fuck all like my prawn toast.
I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun.
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Some say all Chinese look the same, well I disagree.
My special fried rice looks fuck all like my prawn toast.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
I swear my day doesnt go right if I dont have a joke from BlackDragon to read. Its literally like a daily ritual for me. I fuckin love you and shit!!