BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Mark Spitz. Tom Daley swallows.
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Solid. Liquid. Gas.
I hit the trifecta on the toilet this morning.
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Solid. Liquid. Gas.
I hit the trifecta on the toilet this morning.
Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
- Start date
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
'Nelson Mandela dies at 95'
Respect where it's due...
That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker.
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Nelson Mandela has died and there are tears in people's eyes.
And dollar signs in Morgan Freeman's.
Respect where it's due...
That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker.
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Nelson Mandela has died and there are tears in people's eyes.
And dollar signs in Morgan Freeman's.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Sky News: Nelson Mandela dies.
Daily Mail: Urban criminal dead.
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"OK, it's 5th December 2013 and our film 'Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom' is opening tonight... What can we do to get maximum publicity for the film?
"...Anyone?"
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The Queen is said to be deeply saddened at the death of Nelson Mandela.
Prince Philip, however...
Daily Mail: Urban criminal dead.
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"OK, it's 5th December 2013 and our film 'Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom' is opening tonight... What can we do to get maximum publicity for the film?
"...Anyone?"
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The Queen is said to be deeply saddened at the death of Nelson Mandela.
Prince Philip, however...
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Say what you like about Nelson Mandela, but at least we won't have to hear in the news today how Nigella Lawson takes it up the nose, or how Tom Daley takes it up the arse.